All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

[NOTE- This is the work of Fanfiction. No Geronimo Stilton book entitled such has been published by the writers group.] Geronimo Stilton, the Editor of The Rodents Gazette has been forced by his crazy family to go on a trip to Egypt. For a scaredy mouse like him, a trip to dark pyramids with mummies and booby traps is enough to give him goosebumps.

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?