My first ever fic, this takes place directly after season 2 episode 6. I try to keep it to what I think could be canon/realistic to the story. I'm writing this as I go so any suggestions are welcome.

For a time, the forces of Heaven and Hell left Aziraphale and Crowley alone. But with new plans in the works, the forces of good and evil want to make sure the meddling pair stay out of the way. They are still afraid of the newfound powers the pair seemed to possess, as demonstrated at their trials. So instead of coming at them directly, Gabriel and Beezlebub marry celestial and infernal curses to make Crowley and Aziraphale think they're human. But their plan, as usual, is imperfect. Crowley's enchantment fails almost immediately, but Aziraphale is still under the delusion that he is quite human indeed. Crowley needs to try and undo the curse without drawing the attention of celestial forces who might correct their enchantment and try a second time.

//In order to celebrate the confirmation of season 3, here is a Good Omens fanfiction!// An angel has fallen. Six thousand years ago, when Earth was only some wild, unexplored territory, God sent the first humans on Earth. With them, an angel, a protector. But anything wasn't as God had planned, and angels, hundreds of them, fell. An angel had fallen. Their memories were erased, none remembered who they were. They only knew it was because of them. The angels. And they were hateful. Not all of them, though. //This is a Good Omens OS with my own AU, so don't bother if it's not the same as the original story, it's normal.// {The characters and original universe belong to Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, the art belongs to me.}

Its no secret that Heaven - or at least the archangels - and Hell don't like the fact that Crowley and Aziraphale are so close. Eventually, the archangels decide to take matters into their own hands when even after the not-apocalypse, the two stuck together instead of fighting for Heaven or Hell. Gabriel and Michael confront Aziraphale with a deal and if he is able to uphold his end, Heaven and Hell will leave Aziraphale and Crowley alone for the rest of eternity, but if he fails? Well, it might be the last time he sees Crowley. No characters are mine and were created by Sir Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman Cover art not mine This has somehow reached #1 in the 'gays' tag which I personally find hilarious

- this is gay as fuck - the characters don't belong to me - Please point out grammar mistakes (English isn't my first language) - Warnings will be at the top of each chapter - might hint at Gabriel X Beelzebub here and there -fluff, smut, angst

I will put spoiler alerts and other alerts, also if there are any spelling or grammar typos pls let me know, I love criticism to help improve myself. I have this story marked as completed as it's one-shots and not an ongoing story, I might add some from time to time, if you'd like me to write an idea you can message me and I'll add a story in w/wo credit depending on permission.

𝙤𝙠𝘼𝙔 𝙎𝙊 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘼𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙀, 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 6. 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜, 𝙄 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 1-5 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩- The title says it all, my dudes. Slow updates by the way so- Y e a h Just a disclaimer, I DO take requests, but I can only do so much that I may not do it exactly to your liking. For example: If I dont do your request/idea, I'm deeply sorry about it. Please dont feel bad. I liked the story behind it, but I just couldnt get my mind set on it. I will NOT do a Aziraphale/Crowley x Reader. It's not that I hate it, I'm just not very comfortable with the idea of it. You read what you like, I'm just not very fond of (insert character name here) x Reader. I will NOT do a Female!Crowley x Aziraphale or Female!Aziraphale x Crowley, because sometimes I'm not comfortable with using a ship to make one male into a permanent female. I will NOT do any other ship outside of Aziraphale x Crowley. This book has to be just about our Ineffable Husbands Started: June 6th, 2019 Finished:

Since the separation things have been regular, heaven has not pronounced itself on earth and hell has not caused any problems, however, although the best friends are still not talking to each other they will have to manage to reconcile, because armageddon is approaching again and only the two of them could stop it, but if they don't make peace, then how? ................................. THE UNOFFICIAL THIRD SEASON Most of the characters mentioned here, are originally from Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL THIRD SEASON MADE BY ME (A FAN)

A shocking question gets asked.. An Angel acts dumb.. A Demon knows.. Both don't understand how this will end.. - Expect slow or quick updates depending on how much I'm invested in this.

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 310,200 (55 one-shots)