Four Clans.. sounds familiar? In fact, the four canon Clans are what you will see to the apex of their story, with downfalls and losses, but a lot of enjoyment as long as you wish for it. Join ThunderClan, ShadowClan, WindClan and RiverClan on the Ultimate Clan Village.

DISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sorry I'm being honest here) fanfic about a kit who seems to be 'perfect'. If you look up Starkit's Prophecy on Google, or Yahoo, or whatever you use, you'll find it. Trust me. Anyway, in this book, as the title states, will be my reaction and comments to the fanfiction, Starkit's Prophecy, my comments will be bolded and inside whatever these are called "[ ]".

How Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze

Ivanoff, the, petty criminal, veteran of the Moran wars, who spends most of his time too drunk to remember his last thought Yasmine, his daughter, the illegitimate child of a princess, brutal, cold, and very near evil Kristoff, the orphan, not knowing how he wound up with these two, and yet fitting in well enough, always distrusting, always on guard, no room for mercy. The basement of an abandoned building, where the only furniture is a trio of straw sacks, a pair of stools, and an old, rickety table. These are not heroes. These are not saviors. They are not good. But something does shine through. Something almost buried under hostility, under glares and curses. Something one cannot see unless they observe, closely and carefully. These are not heroes. But they are not yet villains. They have time. They have each other. They have a chance.

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Back again with another trashy book about meeeeeeeee Grab some Oreos and start dunking them in some milk because this is gonna be a long trip down loserville

This is basically where CG goes to contribute to our account when we have zero creativity and catch the 'lazy teen' disease that's been going around Expect much randomness, such weirdness and very craziness Hazel really has no faith does she? [Cover by Duskie]