"Why does your ass always taste like skittles?" "Taste the rainbow, be the rainbow, Daddy." Louis likes Skittles Niall likes Louis All rights reserved 2016®CockyLilo you steal my story I'll eat your soul *rawr*

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

Bottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Zarry, Nashton, Narry, Malum, Ryden, Coliver and More xD All rights reserved 2016®CockyLilo you steal my story I'll eat your soul *rawr*

Niall has an unhealthy obsession with watching a tanned, toned, Doncaster boy online. Louis has an unhealthy obsession with making dirty videos and posting online. One day when a tweet gets sent out, a random message enters Niall's DM he doesn't know who it is, and Louis doesn't know that Niall is carrying a sex god body ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MESHII 2016 Completed

There's nothing dangerous about ordering a pizza right, you just give your name, your phone number and your address, what could possibly go wrong?

Niall didn't know he was talking to the prince on Twitter. [completed] 1st in [nouis] bromance awards 2016 © 2016 All rights reserved to ouijapriestess h.a. <3

Basically, a story where Harry is very feminine and can score every guy, except for the humble, town hero Louis Tomlinson. Or, Louis Tomlinson is a fire fighting hero to many in the town of Manchester and Harry is a pretty slut who feeds off of other's telling him of his charm that just can't seem make Louis admit he's attractive.