Princess Esmeray of Lunargard,17, and stripped of her title is on the run for the fear of her life. Traitors and back stabbers everywhere, she and her pack finds refuge in her childhood best friend Lady Sapphire, an unascended witchling.The pair sets out on a fantasy adventure in a world filled with sorcery,dark magic,love and nightmares. Get ready for a full action packed fantasy adventure set in the medievals. Find out more for yourself.Join us in this magical rollercoaster ride. With love, - S & S. P.S: Reviews,comments and ideas are most welcome. Significant Story ratings: Voted: #4 in newtag #8 in bloodmoonpack #10 in historicalfantasy

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)