[COMPLETED. NO SOFT COPIES] From a peaceful life, Jiggle and Jiro's life will change because of a BABY... Please bear with grammar errors :) Thanks! For the book cover, credits to the owner.

THE MATERIAL IN THIS BOOK IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR READERS UNDER THE AGE OF 16. THIS WRITING IS STRICTLY MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. USES OF LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES ARE USED PLEASE DO NOT BE DISTURBED. THIS IS A WARNING... * Fifty shades of grey readers will find the similarities between my book and the book itself, but I can assure you that nothing has been copied from the book nor will share the same EVENTS or ACTIVITIES. But like I said before, it will be similar. Any messages about copy right infringement will be ignored and deleted since it has already been stated in this paragraph. Thank you. Oh and saying I have lack of originality, don't bother telling me. Please enjoy:) x

I could tell you my dad is London's most famous drug dealer. I could tell you we use marketing as cover up. And I could tell you I've been in a jail a couple times. But I don't want to tell you all the bad things about me. I want to change. I want to be a better person. I want to be the kind of person that goes to Disneyland with their friends and takes pictures with Mickey Mouse and all that girly jazz. But I can't. I'm trying, but I can't. I want to, but I can't. Well, in the past I couldn't. Because now, I have Zayn Malik's help. Together, we'll put the bad guys in their place. Together, we'll go on extreme house hunting adventures. Together, we'll pants the entire neighborhood. And we will make each other better people. [Trailer Made By iheartediting1234]