After witnessing the horrible shooting of a high official from the underground, you are marked for death with your head prized at 10 million dollars. Contract killers from different corners of the globe fly to New York to claim their prize, one of which just happens to be the former charge of your neighbor... DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hitman!Jones or Hetalia and any of its characters. I also don't own the butterfly and crosshair illustrations, I only used them for the cover. All rights reserved. WARNING: The following may have detailed or mild descriptions of gore and violence; black comedy; limes (mild smut); and swearing. Reader discretion is advised.

"What if, what if we run away?" Poppy doesnt seem to understand, she's nothing but a money making machine. Thank you for the cover! @urnotrihanna

NOTE: This story is not based on Suicide Squad's story line, only her original one in Batman the Animated series. Also cover art does NOT belong to me. Harley Quinn had gotten kicked out by the Joker. She's decided to get revenge by making the the joker jealous using the help of the lovely reader...

RULES: ANY AU, I CANT DO LEMONS. BUT I CAN DO A BIT OF LIME I can do male X male and girl X girl I CAN'T DO SHIPS, THIS IS AN ((X READER)) that means, it's for READERS. YOU CAN REQUEST FOR SONGFICs And I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, YOU CAN GIVE ME A SUMMARY OF YOUR OWN AU, Tell me any AU Peeps! IT CAN BE ANYTHING AND I'LL TRY TO DO IT!, MESSAGE ME THROUGH WATTPAD PUBLICLY IN MY PROFILE OR PRIVATELY. i recommend you do it privately. Angst, fluff, random, humour, dark or Various!HETALIA are allowed. Please request! ----- 27/10/20 Yo why y'all reading this still??? Updates are slow now Might consider nsfw but in headcanon form Requests are now selective

"Good eeeevniing, World! This is your favorite hamburger eating DJ, Alfred F. Jones bringing you the best news and music from the underground! It seems we have a new streamer online~" (Y/n) was a regular girl in a strange world. Since the end of WWW III in 2065, all the countries acted together to enforce strict and crazy rules onto the people of the world. And if it weren't for (Y/n)'s traveler's radio picking up a strange unknown signal, then she wouldn't have known anything about the loop holes and risks that the new government is making. "A bat to the head is not a good way to calm a woman down, idiot."

"Darling, I loved you even before I knew I had fallen for you" [ currently undergoing editing, apologies for notifications ]

You had seen him one time before - only once had you seen the man who had brought misfortune into your life. When you had first laid eyes on him you had vowed to be no part of his life nor did you wish to be involved with him, but evidently he had other plans. He was a demon, a devil in disguise and, above all else, he was dangerous. He knew things about you that you did not even know about yourself and he pulled those things forward - whether you wanted him to or not. He was mounting for war and was going to drag you down into his villainous schemes - into the underworld of despair. Into his dark and deadly world because that was where you belonged - wasn't it? Hetalia (c) Himaruya Hidekazu Writing/Cover art (c) Wyrd

Hetalia country x reader including : eveRYONE LMAO. Oh and 2ps. Well if you don't see any of your fave characters, request them in the comment section! DISCLAIMER : Himaruya Hidekaz owns Hetalia, not me. Pictures in each chapter belong to their rightful owners. The cover also belongs to its owner, though I edited the background. Forgive me if there are mistakes. English is my second language. Enjoy, fellow potatoes.

You've watched the videos, played the games, and have known how it all plays out... But what if you were part of it? What if you were given the chance to be with your favourite Hetalia characters...but at a cost of being with them in...HetaOni? And what if...it wasn't just those nation dorks that all of us love? What if...the Second Players...or 2P!s were actually in all of this as well? And what if...YOU had the key to get them all out of there? Will you keep on going, even if you knew all the sadness, danger, pain...and madness that HetaOni can give you? You decide.