Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Libra is a 17 year old girl who moved to Mystic Meadows a couple months back with her aunt and her big brother Drae. #❤#❤#❤#❤# Her parents died in a car accident a year ago searching for her when she snuck out of the house to attend a party with a friend. #❤#❤#❤#❤# It haunted her every night she went to bed and she's always getting hallucinations of her parents blaming her for their death. #❤#❤#❤#❤# Now Libra has moved to Mystic Meadows to start over her life and meet new friends. #❤#❤#❤#❤# How do you think that's gonna turn out? What would the people in Mystic High be like and how will they welcome her? Will she enjoy her new home? I..... hope she does. #❤#❤#❤#❤# But I think we should read and find out for ourselves *winks* so, shall we? I think we shall..... Leeeeeetttssssss gooooooo!!!!!! #❤#❤#❤#❤# (NB) This book will have mature content and strong language so if you don't like reading books with such I don't think this book is for you. #❤#❤#❤#❤# But at the beginning of every chapter which includes mature scenes I'll leave warning telling the audience so that they will decide whether or not they would like to read it. golden_nipples (?✌?✊???)

Volume One - The Awakening Stranded on a magical, deserted island, Emma and her friends must navigate their way amongst the dangers of the land. The island harbors many secrets, and is protected by vast forests, bloodthirsty boars, and an undead warden bent on giving them hell every couple of weeks. Luke, resident leader of the gang, forbids anyone from going past a certain point. As the first, original Islander of the six, he has garnered the most strength, wisdom, and respect, even having the ability to summon a sword with his abilities. But, after the shocking deaths of Gwen and Delilah, everything starts to change. The undead warden starts reappearing unexpectedly, two new islanders join after nearly a full year of silence, and Emma makes a game-changing discovery. ~~~~ Warnings: There is mild language in this novel. There will also be violence and mentioning of wounds. Update schedule: On Hiatus Editing: In Process