A story about a bad. AND THE GOOD WHO DEFEATS IT!

OK, this is about two OC characters, Kimi and Yuuki, who are sent as maids to the Sakamaki mansion. However, the entire Sakamaki household are vampires. Instead of doing their lowly duties, Kimi and Yuuki goof off with the vampires. By the by, this story is intended to be a comedy/crack, so enjoy! Really sorry if this is very bad as this is my first story...

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Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Cake.

Trump was elected president. But he fell in love with Justin, the one who loved Obama the most. What will happen with this forbidden one sided love? Side Note: What am I doing with my life? This is an actual school assignment. I can't believe I'm actually submitting this.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...