When 4/5ths of the worlds most famous boyband, One Direction, are kidnapped out of the blue, the world has no idea where to look for them. When two of the boys cross paths with a directioner who is willing to do whatever it takes to get them home, craziness ensues as they try and escape their captor by any means necessary, even if it means taking a dirt bike ride now and then. Will the only normal person the boys have met on their adventure save them? Or will they all be trapped on a ranch in the middle of nowhere?

I am only fifteen...how could this happen to me? I am nerdy-straight 4.0 GPA, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, never tasted alcohol, so why did he have to kidnap me? And how does One Direction fit into this mess?

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)