❝ hey, i know you're my soulmate and all, but can you stop drawing dicks on your forehead? i'm tired of scrubbing all day, especially because you're using a damn sharpie. ❞ ↝ 170429: 296 in fanfiction © VANTEKTH, JAN. 2017 ↭ PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.

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