"remind me why we're dating?" "i booty called you." "right." © existentivl

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford

❝ you're the only boy who's ever made me forget about all the bad, you're my distraction ❞ © hemmkinks **warning: deals with depression/self harm/suicide throughout much of the story, don't read if this is a triggering subject for you.

in which luke hemmings drunkenly admits that he has a crush on a new victoria's secret model | all rights reserved @coloredhalsey 2015 |

where a girl sends letters to her crush, luke hemmings, anonymously.

❝so Lia, do you have a boyfriend nowadays?❞ ❝actually yes❞ ❝what's his name?❞ ❝Luke; but I usually call him Daddy❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 || Kay

in which Luke Hemmings gives advice on Tumblr by pretending to be a girl, meanwhile falling for a girl he knows absolutely nothing about. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

He probably shouldn't have taken a picture of the pretty girl on the subway. Then again, she probably shouldn't have seen it.

❝you shut out everyone who could possibly care about you. why?❞ ❝because they don't actually care. they're just curious.❞ copyrighted © 2013 by vunhong all right reserved coming soon.

"what is that?" "a cactus, dumbass"