Warning: this book contains highly secretive information and should not be seen by public eyes! If this file falls into the wrong hands, the results could be disastrous! To be delivered to Washington posthaste - Bond, James Bond

"who wants that perfect love story anyway, anyway? cliché, cliché, cliché, cliché "

"Take it! Just take it!" I demanded in annoyance, springing my whole body out as I tackled Harry from behind. "For the tenth time I don't want your stupid virginity!"

i rant a lot highest rank ; #3 in random

I cannot guarantee that all these facts are true, but let's imagine that they are. All of these were written when I was a smol child and I cringe at it but this book is my most popular so I'm keeping it up. Give it a read if you'd like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #7 IN RANDOM CATEGORY! (the glory days are over now)

Recently there have been a number of unexplained deaths in my neighborhood. Everyone is on edge. Many believe it is murder. The main suspect is a girl living alone in the huge, old-fashioned house at the end of the street. Her name is Melanie Martinez. [August 2015 - August 2016]

anything i can come up with will most likely end up in this "book"

❝i'm blind,❞ luke muttered. ❝nice to meet you, blind. im michael.❞ © 2014 michaelsvans {#1 fanfiction - 9/28/14} {#8 teen fiction - 9/18/14} cover by @michaelclifford

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.