I don't know why this is a thing

If u actually read this your ether very bored or high or both

elf ; j.s

Hello, my name is Gabriella and I am 15 years old. I am one of the head 'Elf on the Shelf' elves at Santa's workshop. I have short brown hair and dark brown eyes and little rosie cheeks. The family I visit every year is the White family. Christmas is 3 months away though.

I Just Wanted a Haircut.. (Shrek x Coconut Head Fanfiction

Coconut Head was just having a bad hair day crisis, what could go wrong?