We hiked out a few meters from the cave, and started to hunt around for good trees to chop down. As we started to get down to business, I called for Vivian to help me with an extremely tall tree. As she came around the tree to my side, I pinned Vivian up against the tree before she could react. "No more Ms. Perfect for you!" I growled. I began to carve little hearts and diamonds into her scalp with her own nails. The little trails of blood were transfixing me as they trickled down her chin. Vivian gasped, "Why?" "You're annoying. I hate you," I drawled, "I'm not going to give you a dramatic backstory- it's the Hunger Games- I shouldn't have to explain at all." Vivian screamed in pain. I laughed at her pathetic shrieks of terror. "Please make it stop!" Vivian grimaced in pain as I tried to pinch her eyeballs out with her own hair. Emily X was still swinging at trees for firewood; however, her axe went wide and she chopped Vivian's head off. Vivian died instantly. "What did you do that for?" I asked crossly, "I was having fun." "Well if there was a lot of blood on our hands we'd look suspicious," I could tell Emily X was lying, but I let it slide. Lot's of killing, lot's of drama, lot's of fun! Probably one of the most gruesome scenes in the book. Lot's of credit to @tuxpenguin2003 for letting me write this story with her!

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