I knew that day felt different than the others, but by then it was already happening. I was defying gravity. (A Naruto fan-fic)

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. OC Self-Insert SI OC

In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of one Sakura Haruno at the start of Naruto. What could possibly go wrong? -COMPLETE- (REWRITE - original complete on FanFiction). Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!

‘This time, I won’t get hurt.’ Asari Kazue is a shinobi who doesn't know pain. It's not that she's had a soft life- no shinobi does- she's simply physically incapable of feeling it. From the day she was old enough to understand, her family has been teaching her what can hurt her the same way a normal child is taught to read and write. Her cousin, Noriaki, has watched over her the entire time, becoming the protector her blind-brother never could. As she and her teammates are entered in one of the hardest tests of their lives, however, and she meets a person who seems to be an anchor in her unpredictable world, one thing becomes frighteningly clear. Just because one can’t feel pain doesn’t mean they can’t be hurt. *** ‘I’m not going mad, not yet.’ Kurama Jun has lived his entire life aware that one day he’d probably go crazy. To those who know him, he’s just another ticking bomb. In an effort to keep his freedom he pretends to be unaware of it all, as if the world around him isn’t as fragile as cracking glass. As the darkness within him grows stronger, however, it slowly becomes impossible. He can only hope that when it shatters, he’s the only one to break. *** ‘He said I could play family- but he never said I could stay.’ Miki has been taken into the Gekko family and has done her best to put her past behind her. As a result, she puts on a carefree attitude and to most of those around her, it seems as if she’s fine. The darkness that threatens Konoha, however, starts to shatter the world she’s built around herself. When an old enemy returns, she’s forced to confront not only feelings that she’s buried deep within her regarding the past she’s left behind, but also a different set of feelings. Ones that could shatter the fragile friendship with the one person she’s not willing to lose. *Book One in the Senseless Series* *Cover by AnimeFanToTheDeath*

This fanfic will look at the different aspects of the shinobi world that may be overlooked in Naruto. For all Naruto fans, please enjoy.....

Ayame has connections. That's the only way to survive in Tokyo, when you have no family, no money, and especially no house. But she has.......friends that help her with anything. Not that she couldn't do it herself, being sneaky was one of her best quality's. But will just being sneaky help her when she is thrown into the world of Shinobi?

Kamamachi Eiko. A strong, almost twenty-one year old woman who has been hospitalized. For fourteen years. Finally, after years of failed tries to be cured, she is being let go. It's exactly as the title says. Eiko Kamamachi has just one more month to do all she wants. Just one more month to try sake. Just one more month to try a hot spring. Just one more month to make friends. Just one more month to fall in love. Just one more month to feel alive. Just one more month... ...till she dies.

Kendensetsu Mizuken is the last survivor of her clan and has recently run away from her old master, Orochimaru. Even with her terrible past she is let into the Hidden Leaf Village and placed on Team #7. With her past coming back to haunt her, will her friends accept her or will they sell her back to the evil snake that ruined her life in the first place? ||| I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE ORIGINAL WRITERS AND PRODUCERS ||| Sequel: Princess of Swords: Collective One-Shots.

*** A T T E N T I O N *** I think I'll dub this as a crack fic! ------------- Please read at your own risk. I'm currently rewritting every chapter except the first one. So feel free to read this version and then the updated ones as I rewrite them. I'm currently writing the second one. ^_^ So.. Do as you please. Just as a warning! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a story about 2 young girls who lost their families. They followed their parents last wish to leave the village that they called home, to another village. Little did they know that their parents had lived in said village and even gave birth to the 2 girls there. Let's join Ayumi and Sayomi on this up and down adventure that is their lives. We'll follow them through their confusion, their happiness, their love and hate, and friendship and betrayal. You'll encounter many surprises and maybe some non-surprises. {No sequel for this version. There is a sequel but, it follows the more serious version/revised version of this story ^_^} [Cover by @MisakiofKonoha] ♫ 2nd Place @TheNarutoWattyAwards winner♫ ♪ 3rd Place Fav. Ship: AyumiXKiba♪ ♫ 1st place in @NarutoWattyAwards♫ ♫ 3rd place in @NarutoWattys♫

They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924