Calum isn't really in danger but his dad want him safe and well, who's better for the job than Michael? GirlyCalum and PunkMichael

❝ i hate christmas ❞ ❝ but not this year ❞ - in which michael hates christmas, calum wants to change his mind and where they fall in love in 24 days [this may be a christmas story but you can read it all year if you're into malum fluff, really] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

"You're just a rich bitch, and I hate you." But in fact, he really, really didn't. (I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 13, PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND)

"just give me the damn wi-fi password!" "it's gonna cost you, darling."

One where Calum loves to dress like a girl, speaks a lot of Japanese and knows a hella lot about anime. And where Michael doesn't know a thing about Japan except the word kawaii, which is probably the only word he needs to describe Calum. NOTE: kawaii means cute in Japanese.