This is the story of how my ass turned into a dolphin and we fell in love. Will our dolphin and human love survive or will he be turned to sushi while I am forever without an ass.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

A life like in a fairy tale, but like in every fairy tale, something goes wrong. In Amani's case this would be Calinda. She tried to like her, she tried to forgive her for what she did, she made the decision to run away from home. Amani wants to go away, she doesn't care where she goes, who she'll meet. She just wants to go away from the terror called Calinda and her father who chooses his new love. Amani is convinced she is able to build up a new life elsewhere, her strong will makes her push forward. She knows that Calinda and her father are aspects in her life she has to recon with. What she didn't expect, were the things during her travel. Follow Amani during her travel and the good and bad things she'll encounter. © 2015 NatselPatsel

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