This is a one-shot parody of Twilight. Contains some spoilers . . . sort of. For diehard Twilight fans, this may be offensive. So, there's the warning. This is a scene between the famous love triangle on how I basically view the Twilight series as a whole.

DISCLAIMER: We do not own any of J.K. Rowling's characters, plots, or stories. This book has some bad language (Aura) but it's quite mild and, like the original books, a lot of death. In this alternate universe, Harry is far from alone. He has a twin sister, Fawna “Fawn” Potter. Together, they laugh, they cry, they get in trouble: they are inseparable. Then comes along a girl by the name of Aurora “Aura” Black, the daughter of well-known mass murderer Sirius Black. Most of the school refuses to see beyond that she is his daughter, but Fawn has never been one to listen to others, and they become fast friends. Soon enough, the “Golden Five” is formed, its members consisting of Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fawn, and Aura. Watch them discover and embrace the wizarding world together, fight evil, form bonds that will last a lifetime, and get into a whole lot of trouble. And, ladies and gentlemen, it’s only the first year. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. . . .