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[ REWRITTEN ] Jokes. If you're offended, comment about it and complain to me how I am a bad person and would never read my books again. I don't care.

This is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.

Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy really couldn't have picked a worse day to come to Central City for a tour of their prestigious university. Because today is the day when a black hole threatens to devour not only the city, but potentially the whole world as well. Of course, the day will be saved by not only The Flash, but Spider-Man as well - and soon, more equally cool heroes join forces with them. But what other unexpected effects will the black hole cause? (Part 1 of the Spidey & Speedy Series. This is an alternate universe fic. Set between TASM 1 and 2, and begins at the end of the S1 finale of The Flash (with canon divergence.) Any and all OC's are owned by me. The Amazing Spider-Man is owned by Sony. The Flash is owned by DC, WB, and Greg Berlanti. Nightwing is owned by DC. iZombie is owned by Vertigo, Spoondoolie, and WB.) (Cover designed by @Whisperingwater.)

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Jokes....

I met him on a Saturday night. It was dark, and unusually warm for a spring night. I ran into him in the woods near my house. I was the only victim he ever spared, not because he felt sorry for me, but because, as he had told me later, it was "Love at first sight, and also my first and only love." "I guess some people are worth not killing," I had replied, with a chuckle and small smile.

my name is Jessica, people call me Jess..... but I'd prefer Jessica, anyways. I live with my older brother cause my parents were merdured when I was 5.... kinda sad really... but now I'm 15 and I live with my brother who is 22... yes I seem lame... but in some ways I feel free. kinda.... well that's enough of me.... how about you read this book and see how I met the most wierdest, mean and down right (handsome) ugly killer..... teehee

Jokes I find on the internet

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*