◊ they all thought she was tedious and shy.
◊but if she was all those things, why is she holding a gun to his head as a dare?
note: the events in this story are very similar to those in the movie. ALL CREDIT TO THE FILM. i purposely carried over a lot of scenes from the movie to the story but in a way that replaces dave's character with tom. enjoy.
"Have you even considered going out with a celeb?"
"I mean, I guess I have."
"How about going out with one for money?"
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EDIT FROM 2024; I need everyone to know I was 12 or 13 writing this. im reading it back and absolutely cringing.