Mark Hoppus Is My Dad!!! (Pete Wentz/Mark Hoppus fanfic)

(It's totally a joke guys pls do not take this seriously it's crap omg) DETAILS: Pete has always looked up to his friend Mark but when he starts feeling alone without parents to care for him he feels that he needs somebody to help him. Is Mark Hoppus suitable for the job? (It'll be a short story btw but maybe someday...