Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Alexis Collins is your typical, everyday teenage girl, well at least that's what she wants you to think. Five months after the accident, Alexis is given tickets to a One Direction concert, and her world is turned upside down all over again. Okay, seriously just read it if you love One Direction, read it because i swear to you it's different from other fanfics, but in the best way possible, please just read it.

Five young lads who are hidden away when there rays of sunlight. And come out in the deepest of the darkest shadows at night. What am I implying you may ask, that they may or may not be vampires? Well, only the darkness knows what creatures its made...

"It's every girls dream to live with famous boy band, One Direction. But having to bodyguard them? Well, that's a different story, ladies." -said the 'queen of panic attacks' (a.k.a super power girl, full-time body guard, part-time worrier)

Once a girl turns fifteen, her name gets put into a raffle. Once a guy turns 18, his name is also entered. The town match-maker chooses a boy and a girl and then on January 1 of each year, the new couple meets. The brides are forced to live in their new 'master's' house for twelve months. If by that time they aren't pregnant or have given birth, they are shunned from the community and some of the girls are killed. Of course, it isn't the husbands fault. Living in a sexist community where women are treated like chattel is disgusting, but more so for 14 year old feminist Jessica Lee. In a society where men rule and woman follow behind, how will Jessica survive holding her tongue through marriage and what is supposed to follow?

'I've read a lot of fanfictions. But I always skipped the vampire ones. Why? Because I was scared.' Crystal Lancaster is just a fan. Or is she? This is a journey which will take her far beyond her imagination, making her face her worst fears and helping her to learn to accept what she gets in life.

“Forever and always?” Lou beamed cheerfully at me. He raised his pinky finger and forced my pinky finger to lace with his. I smiled back at him, “Of Course Lou! Forever and always!” ٭٭٭ Being inside the same elevator with hot celebrities is definitely every girl’s fantasy... Not for Aria Lovelace! As she entered the mall’s elevator, Five gorgeous boys enter the same elevator wearing sunglasses, mustache, weird caps and all other weird things. Little did she know, she’s stuck in the elevator with One Direction. Ah, a total dream come true for every girl’s fantasy. How will she react when her mother tells her she’s been childhood bestfriends with ‘the’ Louis Tomlinson of One Direction? What more would she say when, out of the blue the gang of One Direction is going to stay at their house? Perfect, ain’t it? Follow her story as she learns to be friends with the famous One Direction. Will she end up with one of them? What would she do when all the boys would fall helplessly in love with her? It’s gotta be Aria right? It’s gotta be her!

*HUGE! Plot twist*:) It's a good book! Please give it a try:)

Adel, is a 14 year old girl with a life, yep! for all those people out there that say 'hey get a life!' well she has one, but you don't want it, one day Adel is out with her sister and her sisters bff, when she gets kidnapped by vampires that clame to be her mate. Will she learn to trust them and love them or will her stubborn ego win out? can she escape? Dose it matter that they're a famous band called One Direction?

Alyson Tomlinson A normal 20 year old British girl, who happens to be one of the sisters of Louis Tomlinson, 1/5 of One Direction. But what happens when this girl finds out a secret that changes her whole life? As secrets are discovered, one after the other, will she be able to handle it? And what will happen when she finds out her hidden feelings for her best friend of three years now, Zayn Malik? Live the life of the Alyson Tomlinson and the members of one direction as they face love, hurt, betrayal and so much more.