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This is simply a collection of poems, quotes and thoughts that I have written.

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Hey, it's me again. Yes, Tide, the one and only Double Elemental. Even among the freaks I'm a freak. How fun. But enough about that. I'm a little busy trying to save the world from a genocidal woman who may or may not still be alive. I'm not entirely sure. So, because I have an unfortunate sense of morality, I am leaving the the peaceful beaches of Hawaii to travel to Russia and save the world from the above mentioned genocidal woman. Yay me. (Sequel to The Elementals) [Fantasy #5]

My name is Tide. I'd love to say hi and all, but if I tell you my location two very bad things could happen. First, someone who isn't really on my list of favorite people might find the information. Then, they would hunt us down and try to use our powers to take over the world and other maniacal things. Yeah, not so fun. However, I'd like it if people knew how things really happened. You may see things on the news, and they may sound bad, but trust me, this is the real story. Because I'm an Elemental. And somebody needs to set the record straight.* [Action #101] [Fantasy #2] :: cover credit goes to the lovely ATXNNA :: *heyo so this book is pretty old, some (a lot of) spelling mistakes, some (a lot of) plot holes, but if you're looking for some fast paced action and some sarcasm and some cliche romance you should honestly just go to the second book but yeah, this has got that, just with, you know, the glaring faults in the story line. Just a warning.