"at least i'm normal"

minyoongay: I was just wondering if you heard about the guy whose whole left side got cut off parkpabo: omg no I didn't, is he okay? minyoongay: yeah, he's all right now - yoongi x jimin #1 in pickuplines #5 in puns

❝ you woke me up from my fucking sleep, asshole ❞ © -cyphertori :; 2016

in which a teacher tries to win a students heart.

she always loved his hands

he was one of those people you never knew you needed until you had it. ©adville-2016

lol im sorry this existed

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

All yo ladies pop yo pussi like dis ©jungcock-

❝ i was drowning, and you're standing three feet away, screaming the thirteen reasons why i should stay ❞ 「©positaevv || 10.13.16」