*WARNING* Contains randomness, ninja, snakes, stone people, fan girlz, fan fiction, dares, asks, cucumbers, and drowning in unicorns. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Please do NOT request anything, because they are never coming back. Only do so if it is very urgent.

Okay...these are not exactly in 'phone text' format, but you get the point. XD DISCLAIMER: I do not own Ninjago or any related characters.