Cher 'Cherry' Collins is the lead singer of a band she started in college known as Lip Bomb. Years had passed since her grade school days of being bullied by a group of superficial snobs she called 'The Bitch Clique' and now she and her bandmates were almost in the big leagues. One afternoon, her bestfriend and childhood crush, Zane Dalend, sets up a lunch where she once again meets with the devil with long blonde hair, super high heels and glossy lips. Britney Shay. After an eventful day where she gets reunited with her bully, bribed into a blind date, has her car landed in the shop by a hot British guy and then flipping off said guy, Cher finds herself setting an agreement with the cousin of a hopeless romantic. Jude Parker was to make Zane jealous by pretending to her boyfriend and Cher would pretend to be Jude's girlfriend to get his aunt off his back about not having a love life. Now if Jude kept his sexy vibes and chivilrious ways to himself, this just might work.

The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.

Victoria's life has been hell ever since she was little. Her dad abuses her constantly and her mother looks the other way. She feels lost in this world with no help coming her way, but one day she discovers a letter on her bed that will change her life FOREVER. This story is all rights reserved so back off! (:

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m