" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

❝ "I object!" I shouted and stood up in the church. Eyes, everyone's eyes, were on me. Troye shot me a look saying, 'Tyler, what the hell?!' , and his soon-to-be-husband shot me a murderous glare.❞ - in which an austalian boy falls for a small, sassy american man

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***SEQUEL TO YOU AND ME IN THE OLD JEEP*** Troye and Tyler are back, and LA is by no means done with them. As Troye's career starts to take off and Tyler is plagued by his past mistakes, it's getting harder and harder to remember where they started - and the end result isn't looking too good. Throw in a few well-meant letters from Florida and a lot of words left unsaid and things kick off at an alarming rate. Old habits die hard, and even with the best intentions for Tyler, the game is just beginning.

Meet Troye: faking it until he makes it, new to the music scene and about to be dropped from his label unless he can pull some sort of album together in the next few months. Now meet Tyler: obsessed with turning everything into a game he can win, a self-proclaimed heart-breaker, and most famous for sleeping with every halfway-decent looking man in LA. They couldn't be more different if they tried, but life's dealt both of them a hard hand, and heart-breakers attract the heart-broken. Tyler might not believe in real love, but when he meets Troye, the kid with the blue eyes, strong quiff game and the ugliest car that Tyler's ever seen, it's hard to stay away. He's never met someone quite like Troye before, but at the end of the day it's just a game, right? A split coffee and a handful of change later, and they hit the ground running. Tyler's never stayed with as anyone long as this before, but could they ever work? Not if Troye keeps trying to show Tyler that there's more than the string of one-night stands he's become accustomed to. Not if Tyler keeps tripping Troye up at every opportunity just to prove how very much he doesn't care. Not if they keep trying to crash the goddamn car. MATURE THEMES

Vidcon is coming up and Tyler and Troye will both be attending along with all of their other YouTube friends! With all of the meetups, panels, and interviews scheduled there will hardly be any time for either boy to stop and think.... which is exactly what both of them are looking forward to. The not-so-busy months that have gone by since Playlist Live gave them too much time to think about their actions and "what-ifs" about that unfortunate night... Will Vidcon be the opportunity they need to sort things out? Or will they grow farther apart? ¤¤¤ This Troyler fanfiction will feature many different YouTubers and I plan on using more than just Tyler and Troye's POVs. I hope to capture everyone's personality to keep this as close to reality as possible, but still almost entirely fictional. Enjoy(: °There is now a semi-cool book trailer! Woo-yeah!° https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4yVxw4ka5s&feature=youtube_gdata_player -social media- Twitter: @ash_tin Tumblr: ash-tin.tumblr.com Instagram: @ashtinichole

Troye walks into class one day, completely normal day, when suddenly he's handed an envelope by the teacher. Every student had received a pen pal from America that they would have to write letters to, just to create new bonds and learn about people outside of Australia. Problem is, Troye hates his pen pal and the assignment. Tyler, In America, thought the school project was stupid. Why would he want to write about his life to a stranger? He sent a paragraph, the minimum requirement, to his pen pal and was shocked when he received a letter back, more than a page long and was instantly entranced into the life of Troye Sivan Mellet. Follow their love story as they bond closer throughout their letters and throughout their lives *****(NOTHING VERY TRIGGERING BUT THERE ARE WEIGHT INSECURITIES AND SOME STRONG HOMOPHOBIA)*****

This story is finished! (Finished in like summer of 2014 I'm so sorry but I was so inept that I wasn't aware of how to say it was complete this story is actually horrible and cringe central) Yaaaassss! My first story! A fanfic about the best, and most true, ship of all time, Troyler. If you don't know what that is, then get off this story! If you ship Tronnor (which I don't even get), first off why are you on a Troyler fanfic? Second, leave! So I am not sure how many of you noticed, but the annual Troyler Valentine's Day video wasn't posted this year! I was heartbroken! But then I got to thinking (which, btw, is never a good thing), and I thought there had to be some explanation for this. And I came up with one. This is why Troyler didn't post their annual Valentine's Day Video! This story is about Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan realizing they have feelings for each other. So there will most definitely not be any self harm, suicide, cutting, drug abuse, or anything bad like that. Except for one chapter when Troye is almost taken advantage of but isn't. It's just very cute, but there is a disclaimer there if it is a trigger for anyone. Though I can promise that there will be lots of swearing bc come on, it's Tyler and Troye we r talking about. (btw, srry if this sucks. Ik, that gave u high hopes. It's my first story and I'm still learning how this works plus I'm not THAT old. My writing isn't that advanced and I'll b cringing at this story in a few years. So with out further ado, here is my story! Enjoy! :))

Tyler Oakley has always been the jocky, popular, macho one, who was full of himself, but not necessarily a bad guy. It didn't help that he has the power of super strength & speed. Troye Sivan Mellet is the kind-hearted boy who did his best to never draw much attention to himself in school. It was easy considering he had the power of invisibility & mind-reading. Things start to change for better & worse when their worlds & powers collide. They start to learn more about themselves, each other, & the possibility of unlocking more powers? Will they be able to save each other while saving everyone else at the same time? (Inspired by Icy Inferno by TroylerToujours.) BEST RANKINGS AS OF JULY 2019: #39 in Troyler!! #11 in Hartbig #101 in Zalfie #80 in Jasper #3 in Troyler AU

What if you could hear them? The thoughts they deigned not reasonable enough to say out loud, the things not suitable for even a giggly teenage gossip conversation. Would it be a blessing or a curse? Troye, the unlucky teenager bestowed with this 'gift', thinks of it as a curse, with good reason. Do you know how hard it is to keep a relationship with someone when you know exactly what they think of you? Impossible. It's impossible. Or at least that's what Troye thinks, considering he's given up on even trying to make it work. He's different, people shun different. People hate different. And it's better to go under the radar, to be nothing, than to be hated. Right? Tyler, on the other hand, has taken a different approach to a similar problem. No, he can't 'read minds', but he does have a part of himself he doesn't want a soul to know about. He's quarterback, every girl's dream guy, an academic mastermind, and he's also gay. He's seen how different kids get treated, hell, he's been the one to treat them that way before. Why on Earth would he ever wish that on himself? No, it's easier to hide, to be someone you're not, than to be hated. Right?