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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Wear the ring. Save the house. Jamie Madison and Matt Norris are both in desperate times of their lives. Both cases that were inevitable. Jamie needs Matt's property to hide away from her ex-boyfriend, and Matt needs Jamie to sign the marriage papers in order to keep the house. They could ignore their past experiences with love, and risk helping each other, hoping for the best. Or they could walk away, and find help somewhere else.