A quiet afternoon is infinitely more interesting when you add a young man who claims to be a time-traveler, a half-completed shopping list, and an unhealthy amount of sarcasm. {Written 2014}

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kim Seokjin is the most popular boy at Blossom Heights Highschool/University. He's the number one student in the entire school, known for his intelligence, elegance, beauty, aegyo and kindness towards others. He's been named The Prince of Blossom Hieghts, every girls ideal guy. He's made quite the reputation for himself but soon his world will be changed drastically. One day, a girl who has always dreamed of being popular begins her first year at Blossom Heights. It's a whole new world for Daisy Song since this Highschool/University isn't just your ordinary school. Here University and Highschool students share the entire campus. Being new Daisy is the target of many former students. The world she once knew won't ever be the same. Are you ready to enter Blossom Heights? Register Here!

"I don't do roommates." "Well that's too bad because as of today you have 5." "But..." "It's an order, So get settled in and do your job." "I just don't see why I have to deal with 5 people I don't even know nor do I know if we'll get along." "They're pretty good boys." "Boys? Oh no no no. I am NOT going to stay with 5 boys! I don't care what you say! I'm not staying here!" "But you promised! Plus that's why I hired you in the first place! I mean it would do you some good anyway, you're so antisocial." "A-Antisocial? Me?!" "Yeah. Plus what're you worried about? I mean you'll fit right in, you're basically like a dude. So I don't see a problem in you staying here." "What's that supposed to mean?!" "That you my friend aren't in the slightest bit feminine." "Hey!" "What? It's true. But anyway, I gotta get going. Make yourself at home." "H-Hey! Wait!" Ugh. He's gone. I sighed. What am I supposed to do? 'WINNER' I haven't the slightest clue who they even are.

Minji has been in love with Namjoon from the moment she laid eyes on him. She had never had the courage to tell him how she truly feels out of ruining their friendship. Later on she finds out that Namjoon has fallen for her sister Sunny. Sunny, who is prettier and more popular than her, finds out that Minji has a crush on Namjoon. Minji's life takes a turn for the worst when she finds out her older sister is dating Namjoon. A few years later, Namjoon & Sunny are engaged. Deeply saddened by this event Minji builds up the strength to tell Namjoon how she feels but will he feel the same way?

'You're one of us now.' Cassidy Taylor was arrested for a crime she did not commit, which was trying to smuggle a ticking bomb (in her powder blue Gucci handbag) into France while on summer break. The only way that she would be able to get out of jail early is to find the person who placed the bomb in her bag and to prove that she did not want the Eiffel tower to explode. Which she will. Hopefully. But till then, she has to share a cell with a sullen boy her age, along with some of his 'friends' (who she just knows were members of the mafia at some point) locked up in the adjacent rooms. For a very, very long time. Copyright, phillips_