We are two teenage girls. We eat, we sleep, and we read fanfiction. And as we do this, we laugh at the cheesiness of some stories. And we plot. We plot to write the ultamite 1D fanfiction parody. Ever. * This story is all in jolly good fun. We are fanfiction writers ourselves, so in a way we are making fun of ourselves.We will be over exaggerating a lot in this and we are not serious about this story at all, we laugh as we write and we will hope you laugh with us. If you are offended, sorry, but this probably isn't the best place for you. Thanks and cheerio!

WARNING: prepare to laugh.....hopefully. "Mr. Tomlinson, what are you doing?" I stuttered quietly. His body was pressed against mine, holding me against the wall. His breath tickled my face, his bright blue eyes staring into mine. "Showing you that we can be together." He said in his rough voice, making me shiver. "I know you feel it too....The sparks I mean. And i also know you feel this is wrong. But please Beth. Let me love you." He whispered before his lips crashed into mine. (Student/Teacher relationship)

Scarlett is abused. Abused by the only person she has left. She turns to music to help her enjoy life. But when her father disapproves of her passion, she leaves. Only to run into Niall Horan. Scarlett has never heard of One Direction. So when Niall takes care of her, her entire life turns upside down. Writing songs for One Direction is never easy. Especially when your psycho maniac of a father is after you. ((This story was written and completed in 2013)) TW:: I wrote this story years ago when I was going through my depression so this entire fic is filled with triggers. You have been warned.

Bree is your average 18 year old..... If you ignore the wings and the stunning looks. It wouldn't be a surprise that she would have every boy drooling on her feet....even one direction. Unfortunately for them, she's taken by someone very....unexpected. ŦℌᗛŊƘ ƳƟỰ FƟƦ ƦℨᗛĐĬŊᎶ!

After escaping from police custody, Clover tries to piece his life back together. Determined to return to home and be reunited with his family, he has to first elude the country wide man hunt. Will he be able to resist his old ways in order to remain undetected? After hearing that Colin has escaped, Summer and Becca prepare themselves for the inevitable; Clover is coming back for them. Will the police and their families be enough to protect them? Clover's coming back and he's determined to prove to the girls; 'You'll always be mine'.

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

"Rose, I'm sorry, but your eyesight will be gone by the end of this year." Who knew one simple sentence could change a life so drastically? Rose is a normal seventeen year old girl with a normal life, normal friends, and what she thought to be normal vision. When she receives the news her vision is slowly deteriorating, she doesn't know what to think. Her life is over. What's a life without being able to see? Enter Chace, a young man who tackled Rose to the ground, mistakingly thinking she was about to commit suicide. He's handsome, suave, and has no idea why Rose is so upset. And even though she is a complete stranger, he decides he wants to help her feel better. With four months until her vision is gone forever, Rose slowly falls in love with this happy-go-lucky young man, but never reveals her problem to him. She's scared. Will he stay with her when he finds out she's going blind? Or will he ditch her when he finds out the truth?