Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Now, let's talk about this thing they call dating, love and marriage. Today, there is so much noise about dating among singles, teenagers, etc. This is largely copied from Western cultures. Let's define the word dating. In these modern days, dating is about inviting, meeting, hooking up or rolling with someone of interest to you for an opportunity to start 'a relationship'. Most people call it boyfriend, girlfriend or dating relationship. You will hear a 12, 13, 14 year old boy or girl etc having a boyfriend or girlfriend. It's sick and obvious something is wrong somewhere. Now, do you expect the one being dated to reveal his or her ugly side? If that relationship leads to marriage, then what was hid would be uncovered. Remember this. Not every marriage that stays together.....Is together. Many of them leave together as housemates. My question is, starting a relationship for what reason? Do they know who this person is? Do they even know what marriage is? Are they sure if it's the right person? Is the person Gods idea for them? Do they even know their purpose in life? Youth today jump from girl to girl and boy to boy in search of acceptance, pride, sex or just their idea of what they call "love". They go out on dates with multiple people of the opposite sex in other to find the right person. People are looking for sex without love, sexual love without marriage, sex just to have children without marriage, sex just to make money (Prostitution) and marriage without responsibility. In Gods point of view this is wrong. To those of you who don't believe God exists let me explain this to you. A BOOK IS PROOF OF AN AUTHOR. A POEM IS PROOF OF A POET. A SONG IS PROOF OF A COMPOSER. A PRODUCT IS PROOF OF A MANUFACTURER. CREATION IS PROOF OF A CREATOR.

This book will guide you in living a good Christian life. You will read about ways that you can grow closer to God, ways to spread the faith, and some basic morals and ethics that God wants us to live by. Read on!

FROM A CHRISTIAN GIRL'S PERSPECTIVE "The internet can be used as our voice and writing this book is an opportunity for me to share my beliefs to others and fulfill my purpose of making disciples and glorifying God."-Marielle Hey! You came across this book not by accident but by His will. Whether you're curious about Christianity or if you're still a young Christian or you've been Christian for a long time, this book is for you. I am just a growing Christian girl who wants to share what God has done in my life, what He has promised for us, great song suggestions, advice and stuff. I'm sorry if the grammar is not perfect or if I have typos but I'll try to correct those. If you're still reading this, I want you to know that you are so much more than who you think you are. However, if you will just go to the comment section to bash me because of my faith, you are just wasting your time. Remember that we each have our own beliefs and you should respect that. Honor God. Make Disciples. P.S. Message me anytime if you want to talk about anything or want to ask for advice. But most importantly, talk to God first. Ranked # 1 on Spiritual (September 18, 2016) Ranked #2 on Spiritual (May 20, 2016) Ranked #5 on Spiritual (May 4, 2016) Ranked #11 on Spiritual (May 3,2016)

Hearts of Gold Companion Novel Highest Rank: #1 in #loveinspired 2/25/2019 | 1/14/2021 #1 in #soccerball 2/25/2019 | #2 1/14/2021 #2 in #christian 2/25/2019 | #3 1/14/2021 Michael's life was good. He had loving parents who taught him the right way. His twin brother would drive him crazy at times, but they were best friends. However, only one thing stopped Mike from actually enjoying life. He was born with an oversized heart. After having a heart transplant, Mike joins his dad and brother, working at an organic milk farm. Mike soon learned that heart had once belonged to the daughter of the farm owner, Leyda. Uncertain of whether to mention it or not, Mike became good friends with Leyda, eventually uncovering a past she had that he never expected her to have. He gave her his heart, both literally and figuratively.

Cara Brown is an upcoming lawyer but she feels her skills are under utilised due to the wealth and status of her father. But when given the chance to prove herself with her latest case, she does everything in her power to prove her worth...... Dre McGregor is the typical playboy CEO type. But when his fiancee's dad is killed. He is determined to find the killer and put them behind bars.....

BOOK #2 Laugh till you can't breathe or even shed a tear Still rated PG, incase of language Highest Ranking #1 in Random (THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!) (Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or memes)

Lyra knew that one day she would be set into an arranged marriage like a chess piece. She had been preparing for it her whole life, and she was almost alright with her fate. But she never thought that her father would choose the man that he did. That decision changed everything. The King of Whales is ruthless, more than twice her age and surrounded by tainted gold and loads of unsavory rumors. There have been many wives of his before Lyra, with no explanations to the untimely deaths of the previous five. With each dead Queen came more money from their kingdoms, straight into the King's portly lap. Disguised as a young man, Lyra runs from her duty as the only Princess of Nordic. She cuts her hair, takes her steed and disappears into the night with her father's men hot on her heels. Enter Kaladin's team. Occupation: Mercenaries. Lyra uses skills taught to her by a close, childhood friend and plays herself into the trust of the dangerous strangers until they accept her, or rather, "Navani", into their group. What will happen to her once they see through her web of lies and tricks? Will Lyra give herself up as Princess when she is reunited with her long-lost friend, or will she carry on as a boy with the mercenaries? Follow Lyra to see what she will do when she comes to realize that things have gotten far too big for her to handle on her own. There are assassin's out for her head, king's thirsting for her blood, and an underground network of people who live for her ruin. But there is also an unlikely Prince to defend her, who has some tricks of his own to rely on. The Princess soon sees that she is not nearly as alone as she may have once thought. What will Lyra do when she comes to terms with her destiny? Will she face it this time with her new friends, or will she chose to run away again? Cover made by @-rebellixus-

Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy really couldn't have picked a worse day to come to Central City for a tour of their prestigious university. Because today is the day when a black hole threatens to devour not only the city, but potentially the whole world as well. Of course, the day will be saved by not only The Flash, but Spider-Man as well - and soon, more equally cool heroes join forces with them. But what other unexpected effects will the black hole cause? (Part 1 of the Spidey & Speedy Series. This is an alternate universe fic. Set between TASM 1 and 2, and begins at the end of the S1 finale of The Flash (with canon divergence.) Any and all OC's are owned by me. The Amazing Spider-Man is owned by Sony. The Flash is owned by DC, WB, and Greg Berlanti. Nightwing is owned by DC. iZombie is owned by Vertigo, Spoondoolie, and WB.) (Cover designed by @Whisperingwater.)

This is the story of Sammi Morgan and her neighbors, also known as her best friends, the Christians. Sam's mom gets a promotion which makes the family move to France, but Sam doesn't want to go. She has two more years left of high school and doesn't wanna miss them. When her parents tell her that she doesn't need to go to Paris and that she can stay home, she is told that she has to stay with the Christians. Sam agrees and this is their story. They go through ups and downs but everyone survives... though did I mention that the Christians are a family of eight boys?