I guess, opposites do attract.

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

I used to think weddings were fun. However, when your best friend is marrying your worst enemy, they kinda suck.

Her mother expected the therapist to help her be happy again, not the therapist's son.