Jeremy Clarkson is the big, goofy, motormouth on 'Top Gear'. Alot of people love him but alot of people hate him. But what happens if he can't remember who he is? What happens if he can't remember Richard or James or even himself?

The story of Karen Smith, her friends, family, and how she got tangled into something much bigger and more complicated than she'd ever imagined. (And yes, this is intended to be a Top Gear fan fic... Or maybe rather a Richard Hammond one.. Don't judge me, ok?)

When a Top Gear trip to Wales goes wrong, one of the boys is kidnapped, along with his car. Will the others be able to track Richard down before something happens? Will he even want to be tracked down?

MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT! Just some things I would do to the Top Gear boys. Even The Stig!