Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

A HARRY POTTER FAN FICTION BOOK ONE ❝Lucy wasn't sure of many things. She wasn't sure exactly when she'd discovered she was a witch. She wasn't sure what made her eyes so green. She wasn't sure as to how her father put up with rowdy students all day everyday. Hell, she wasn't even sure as to who he mother was. But she was sure that Fred Weasley loved her.❞ Lucy Snape is the daughter of the formidable Potions Master, Severus Snape, and is in her fifth year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This is the very same year that her best friend Fred Weasley will have his last. As he and George's final days of schooling draw to a close he desperately wants to ensure Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is ready to go. With help from someone they least expected to be willing, Fred finds himself suddenly captivated by the girl he's been 'just friends' with for so long. FIND THE SEQUEL ON MY PROFILE: I'm in Love with Lucy Snape, But I'm a Weasley!

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

Azelie Ryans is the definition of fearless. She will jump out of planes, hold spiders, lick any public toilet and will do any and every dare. She will do everything and everything that makes any other person feel the one emotion she no longer experiences - fear. Secrets cloud her past, making her hard to figure out, but Cole's certain that he can change that. Cole refuses to believe that Azelie isn't scared of anything, he's sure that there's at least one thing that everyones scared of. No matter how big, or small. And he's determined to find out what Azelie is scared of. Even if it means facing his own fear.

Ouija. It's only a game, isn't it?