Have you ever wondered what happens to alarm clocks, after they've finished ringing at the start of teen fiction stories? Do they sit there in silence and contemplate life? Do they start a whirlwind romance with their neighbour, the wall clock? Everyone cares about the good girl and the bad boy, but no one has yet to ask about Mama Alarm Clock, the official name for the alarm clock appearing in the stories you've read. Until now. A collection of parody short stories, inspired by various clichés. Featuring (but not limited to): - The story opener alarm clock (which wants a break). - The good girl's dropped books (which want vengeance for being dropped one too many times). - The bad boy's sunglasses (which have a desire to no longer look 'cool'). [Not to be taken seriously!] Big thank you to @KrystalM for the summary help <3

Well, since I have found not a single USM preference series, I have decided to make my own. REQUESTS ARE CLOSED! Preferences will be cute, sad, happy, dirty, etc. I will post as little author's notes as I possibly can, I do not do personal imagines or any imagines whatsoever, and I will do my best to make these preferences as enjoyable and accurate as possible. So, without further ado, enjoy the show, loves.

This is a book of zodiac sign scenarios and more. The titles kind of makes it self explanatory. Anyway I hope you have fun reading! <3 {Going through editing ^-^}

You're pregnant with Takao's baby. You're finally going to be a family. But how will the guys react to you telling them about your pregnancy? How will they react when you actually give birth?

Just differences between boys and girls when they're in different situation. ENJOY READING! :)

This is a reader insert for the series Maximum Ride. I hope you enjoy it, please comment with constructive criticism. [DISCONTINUED] I do NOT own Maximum Ride. This story is written by James Patterson. All characters, places, companies, and events portrayed in this book a fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.