unknown number: is this Amanda? me: no I'm a guy lol unknown: oh... send nudes?

❝Come back... Come back to Neverland❞ ❝What's Neverland?❞

harry likes going on adventures with his fuckbuddy i mean bestie louis

"I'm going to fuck up your soldier, Tomlinson." "Only if you can fuck me first, Styles." [Italian translation available]

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Louis is a regular at the small café Coffee Crave, and he starts to take interest in a new customer. It might be the emerald eyes that dart around the tiny shop nervously, or the way that his cherry lips are pulled into a frown most of the time, but Louis instantly wants to help the boy. It doesn't help that there are pink scars lining the boy's wrist. He feels the urge to hold him and whisper sweet nothings into the boy's ear. To kiss him until he is dizzy off of love. He should miss his recent ex Eleanor; but all he can think about is the curly haired boy and the way it would feel to have him in his arms.

Louis and Harry are 2 of the 24 contestents going onto the TV sensation The Bachelorette none of the boys competing know each other and are all going for that one thing, getting the girl. What happens when the 21 year old from Doncaster and the 19 year old from Cheshire meet at the first rose ceremony?

❝What's a 'Lost Boy'?❞ ❝You're a Lost Boy!❞ ❝But... I'm not lost?❞

Just a bunch of Larry Stylinson jokes for all the Larry shippers out there [Credit to myself for these jokes]