In which Kiara Bergmann meets a German boy who should've been buried over two hundred years ago. [Extended summary inside] #22 Short Story #115 Humor

He's a would-be college student stacking books in the local library. She's a high school senior nearing graduation. He leads a life of organized chaos and she's living by the book. He's free but all she can see are consequences. You can't control who you fall in love with. [To be published end of summer 2025. Stay tuned for details.]

[BEING PUBLISHED -- sample and more info inside] One girl. One camp for delinquents. One hell of a summer. Falice Winters has always been the goody-two shoes. Her twin Arabelle . . . not so much. So what happens when their dad plans to ship Arabelle off to a camp to clean up her act? Well, naturally, Arabelle would find a way out. Her solution? Falice! It was a simple plan: Falice would pretend to be Arabelle and go to the delinquent camp while Arabelle got to have the time of her life with her boyfriend in London. Falice thought her summer was going to consist of sitting on the couch reading novels all day or hanging out with her friends. Never did it cross her mind that she would be pretending to be her sister in a camp of delinquents. But now she's stuck at a camp all summer where being rude is the new "in." And everything turns for the worse when someone figures out her secret. Will Falice survive the summer? Or will everyone learn that she's faking delinquency?

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

"How do you choose from three kinds of perfect?" * * * * * Most people know me as the smartest girl in school but my real name is Sara Preston. My life changed when I wore a dress with more sparkle than a disco ball The football captain who was my childhood best friend. An Honors student with the most amazing blue eyes and a British accent. My childhood nemesis who could disarm a nuclear bomb with his smile. How do you choose from three kinds of perfect? You just can't. Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper cover by @FvckHumans

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ALLISON REED: THE MUSICAL - release date, SEPT 2013. STARRING: Allison Reed, Lydia Huntington II, and the renowned Toby Martin. LOGLINE: A bitter, intelligent teenage girl (Reed) is paired with a musical aficionado (Martin) to complete an English assignment on musicals. With the help of her striking best friend (Huntington), she comes to terms with the fact that, in spite of his exasperating episodes of musical-induced mania, the aforementioned musical aficionado may be a lot more okay than originally presumed. Coming soon to a theatre near you.

"It's the panda, isn't it? Oh god, it always the pandas." Shuffling between her best friend and mother, Alyssa thought she'd seen every definition of weird in her life. Apparently not. Summer Scape is an annual contest especially for teenagers, with every social element of the high school hierarchy involved, an experiment to see if the world could survive all the cliché stereotypes together without melodramatic adolescent drama. Two months with nine people who couldn't be more different, and bonding tasks set by mentors to fuel competition and prove that you just can't mix two people of different social standards together. But what if you can? ** This is a book about removing stereotypes, because they annoy me so much agh cover by @sarcastawkward

If you ever got tired of being used, cheated on, lied to, you know who to go to. If there’s one thing we’ve all learnt over the years is that the so called ‘bad boy’ or ‘play boy’ never really reforms for a girl. He’s dated girls before you and he’ll definitely date girls after you (unless he turns gay, which is a whole different situation all together). Hell, if you’re particularly unlucky, he might even date girls with you. A leopard can, after all, never change it’s spots. This is where I come in. When ambitious and aspiring journalist Rebecca Kyle gets to revenge, numerous shits are about to hit numerous fans. You can’t find me in the Yellow Pages, you can’t find me on the Internet. But you can find me being karma’s official representative on earth. You give me his name, I give you his heart. (Preferably on a stick, but we’ll talk about that later).