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Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy by elijahdanielistrash
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He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.
Emo High||very gay AU by mikeygayforpetewentz
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Welcome to Emo High, the literal most gay school ever. When Mikey Way and his brother Gerard move to yet another town, they never could have imagined how weird the high school could be. Prepare yourself to embark on a journey of homosexuality and terrible puns. WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS RYDEN/BRYNDAN (which one is it?), FRERARD, PETEKEY, PHAN AND MORE. ALSO THERE IS SOME (ok a lot) OF SWEARING
Dirty Song Parodies by liloserboy
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This is a book where I create the dirty verison of a song. Don't like, don't read.
AFTR CLASS *FRERARD - CRACK FIC* by kenziekitten01
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Jerurd n fronkeh hav de frick frack aftr fronkeh is a v v v v v bad boy n class so jerurd haz 2 punish him *CRACK FIC*
Teh Smell Of Lemons (a frerard crack fic) by EatYourVeGeesFrank
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So I had this idea to write a crack fic so I did enjoy (this is the stupidest thing I've ever made, I love you all)
Ermergawd Getard (CRACK FIC) by phillynilly
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da adventures of fronk n gerd: mcr crack fic by tturbulent
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I got bored.. I swear im not high (this is so bad) #767 in humor
School of bands. (Crack fic.) by savior_of_the_broken
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Haileyy and Trisha attend their high school. But it's no ordinary school, everyone who works there is a band member like, My chemical romance, green day, fall out boy, black veil brides, blood on the dance floor, mindless self indulgence, and Panic! At the disco. In fact, the whole town is band members. But Trisha and Haileyy are used to this, they've grown up like this. Their dads are Frank Iero and Billie Joe Armstrong for Pete Wentz's sake! Two new girls move into town, Lanae and Sarah. And perhaps maybe some new people along the way. And everything becomes different well not really actually, it's still the same except these girls aren't related to a band member whatsoever so that's pretty weird but whatever. So these four girls go through high school with a bunch of weird band members, what could go wrong? Everything.
FABULOUS { MCR CRACK FIC } by disenchantedgerard
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the crackiest crack fic that ever cracked A bunch of fabulous homos and whore school
LÉ SASSTD by leatherprep
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don't read this if you; don't have a sense of humor don't enjoy frerard don't know what frerard is are homophobic