❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Who will Archie marry? Betty or Veronica? Find out yourself! 2017 UPDATE: So this story was written waaay back in 2014 so I was like 10/11 so obv the story isnt that nice. It lacks punctuation, uses the word "said" too much, and it doesnt engage much. So I decided to edit it. Im gonna edit it chapter by chapter if I have time coz school is stressing me out lol but the concept is still gonna be the same but the story like the way how I write it will be kinda better :)

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Belle: Hey readers! This is an AMAZING book filled with our AMAZING texts. Emma: Yeah we are defiantly AMAZING!! Gold: Oh plz girlfriends let's not get narcissistic... I'm the best here! Charming: And I wonder how we've been able to save the world so much... Regina: ^^^^ Henry: Just read this awesome book where your favs text about AMAZING stuff! •••••••••••••••••• All right to @elizwhite

Mostly humorous quotes from the ever glorious OUAT

Book 1 in the Once Upon A Time Series. What if Prince Charming met someone before Snow White and had a daughter with her? Star Charming, at least that's what her castle knows her as, is kidnapped by Captain Hook at 9 years old. After many years Bailey joins her family and new friends in a town called Storybrooke, fighting by their side. Little does anyone knows that Bailey is Star, David's daughter. Join the adventures that Bailey faces in remembering the past, meeting her family once again, and possible finding love. Based off the TV show Once Upon A Time I wrote this awhile back so please ignore the grammar and spelling mistakes. I don't have time to go back and fix them.

I need her back. She showed me a life that was better than my last one. She made me fall in love. Then she was taken away. Some people wonder why I, Peter Pan, am the worst of the worst when it comes to villains. And I'll tell you why: because they took the love of my life away.

This story shows the life of the gang after they graduate from high school and become adults. Archie married Veronica and guess who married Betty?