"I'm sorry, but the way your holding those chopsticks are getting on my fucking nerves." "Sorry sheesh I'm trying to learn how to use them." "Then let mama teach you." xxx In which she doesn't know how to use chopsticks and she just wanna touch her. WARNING: GIRLXGIRL YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT. :)

Incipience (\in-ˈsi-pē-ən(t)s), noun: the act or process of bringing or being brought into existence. The meteors came without warning. Hundreds of thousands of them came raining down to the Earth, but they did little damage to the planet itself. It's the people that they brought ruin to. Upon impact, the meteors combusted into this fine powder that saturated the planet in its entirety. Within a few weeks, billions grew weak, millions were sick, and hundreds of thousands were dead. That's when they came. These beings from across the stars, the Inovarians, landed on the UN's front lawn with technology capable of fixing the planet within a few weeks. People around the world celebrated until we realized what their help would cost: us. Follow Charlotte-Amalie, a teenager from the USVI, as she feigns assimilation into Inovarian society and races against the clock. She has a year of experimentation to survive through before having to face an ultimatum: be drafted into the military to fight the Inovarians' war or forced into their breeding program. With the help of a covert rebel sec of the military, Charlotte-Amalie may just be able to beat the clock in time to get her and a few of her fellow Earthlings out before the battle begins. Book 1: Chapters 1-12 (Complete, publishing with New Degree Press Winter 2021) Book 2: Ongoing (Update Hiatus to meet publication deadlines for book 1)

When a much younger Irish hitman falls for a seasoned colored lounge singer in 1930's Chicago, trouble is right behind them. Between his obligations to his boss and a jealous ex, can these two lovers find a way or are they doomed to a tragic end?

A Wattpad Featured story. As seen on The Huffington Post. Book One of The Eva Series, which has over 3M combined reads! A kick-ass young girl, a nation swarming with zombies, and a sweet romance that grows amongst the ruins. You'll find all that and more in this exciting and action-packed apocalyptic YA story. Readers have said it's had them on the edge of their seats, reading all through the night and still craving more. Eva was just an everyday girl, working as a waitress, hanging out with her friends, and falling in love. But her whole world changed overnight when a powerful virus spread throughout the country, transforming it into a wasteland of deadly disease and crazed zombies. With Australia cut off from the rest of the world and rampant with terror and chaos, Eva and her friends must do whatever they can to survive. Set in Australia, blood, gore, friendship and true love collide to make this tale of survival stand out from the rest. The Eva Series is guaranteed to make you smile, scream, cry and fist-pump the air as you go on a wild and dangerous ride with Eva and her friends. And it all starts here, as they rise. Are you ready? Hit the Start Reading button and get ready for a heart-thumping adventure. Previously titled 'Eva Wilde Vs The Zombie Apocalypse.' AS THEY RISE is the first in a series of books following her dangerous journey as Australia becomes an apocalyptic island. THE EVA SERIES: Book One: AS THEY RISE Book Two: WHILE WE FALL Book Three: BEFORE IT FADES **Please note: This is the first draft. Please excuse any typos or grammatical errors. I've just done a big re-write, edit and expansion of this, and it's now available on Amazon Kindle, iBooks, Kobo, Nook + Google Play here: jenmariewilde.com/books** Tweet me: @JenMarieWilde / #TheEvaSeries (Completed 01/01/2013)

"This July's gonna bring more than just fireworks and pool parties...I feel it." - Valhalla Westbrooks Valhalla Westbrooks (hippie-ass mama, don't ask about the name) is happy as hell to finally be away from the susness of her own house. (It's kinda hard when your family unit is comprised of Mrs. Westbrooks [squared], a big brother and a little sister.) Maybe leaving Chicago, only armed with box braids and a two-way Amtrak ticket to St. Louis to see both sides of her formerly estranged family, is good for her to get some fresh air since everybody knows there's no air in the middle. Squeezed in the middle of two siblings made her a little cramped, personality-wise, and she doesn't wanna be that girl anymore. She's determined to be a totally different Valhalla when she gets back, and with her cousin's help, she will be after 31 eventful days are up. The switch from clear lip gloss to dark lipstick, from meekness to confidence, from unknowing to sure of seemingly everything... yes, July brings about more than just fireworks.