In which Harry, who is a bottom, can't get pregnant but Louis, who is a top, can.

Louis and Harry grew up together, and were best friends even in their earliest memories. They are 12 years old when Louis has to move to Australia, and they never expect anything to be the same again. They make a pact, a promise to one another, put it in a bottle and throw it out to sea. They promise to get back in touch if any of them ever find the bottle again. A silly, childish pact that isn't so silly when you're only twelve years old. Seven years later, fate turns in their favour. Louis stumbles upon an old, green bottle and Harry just happens to be in Australia as an exchange student. They spend time together catching up, but no amount of time can make up for the seven years they spent apart. It's almost cruel when you realise the one thing most important to you has been in front of you all the while, yet you never realise.

this is in no shape or form my work, I'm just simply putting it onto wattpad for you to read. all credit goes to; Hannah/ han-rawr disclaimer, this contains sexual scenes, and some swearing cover is by myself

Henley agrees to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for a fee, falling in love as she wonders - how is he involved in her brother's false conviction? ****** Henley Linden's brother is in jail for a crime he didn't commit, and she'll take any job to raise the money needed to free him. Soon, she's agreed to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for ten thousand dollars, so his mother will ease up the pressure on him to find a wife. But once Henley is enmeshed in Bennett's world, he falls for her, and she starts to have feelings for him as well. Despite her romance with Bennett, as she grows closer to the Calloways, Henley realizes they are somehow involved in her brother's conviction. Journeying deeper into a world of wealth and conspiracies, Henley is forced to rely on Bennett, though doing so could cost her everything. [[word count: 200,000-250,000 words]]

"You're nothing but a con man." "I prefer con artist, sweetheart." ➳ Winner of Season 3 1D Watty Awards for Best Smut

I escaped my reality by reading fanfictions. They escaped their fanfictions to become my reality.

New DM from @itsharrybruh itsharrybruh: Hello there louisfantasies: hello "Bruh" itsharrybruh: f4f? louisfantasies: sure ***** Or the one where Harry finds Louis' account while on social media and deems him worthy enough to message.

Das neue Management geht der 5-köpfigen Boyband One Direction echt auf die Nerven. Also lassen die besten Freunde Louis und Harry mit vielen taktischen Andeutungen die Fans glauben, sie wären ein Paar, was ihren Managern viel Ärger bringt. 'Larry Styinson' verbreitet sich im Fandom schneller als gedacht, doch keiner sieht vorraus wie viele Veränderungen es eigentlich wirklich unter ihren Anhängern, mit dem Management und vor allem zwischen den beiden mit sich bringt. ~*~ "Okay, beweis es mir.", sagte er mit fester Stimme. "Klar, wie denn?" "Küss mich." ~*~ So war es auch gut, denn alle Geschichten enden doch normalerweise mit einem Happy End, nicht? Tja, falsch gedacht, denn diese Geschichte war noch lange nicht vorbei. ~*~

"now kiss." "what? but we're not...gay." "it's called acting."

A small book of: · Overused Dialogues, · Overused Plots, · Overused Everythings. Basically, stuff from books that I've read on Wattpad so far. (Including the lies Wattpad authors tell us) Enjoy! [picture credit goes to original photographer] (let me know if you photographed it so that I can gice you credit)