You know that awkward moment when someone asks you if you're secretly bald? Or that moment when your male teacher tries to give you a handshake and you politely refuse but he still gets offended? Or that really awkward moment when people start to talk about religion in class, and all eyes are automatically on you. Yup. We've all been there, and I dedicate this book to every single Muslimah who's been through the same thing. So let's take a moment to acknowledge these beautiful moments and make the best of them! Copyright ©2015

Here are some halal pick up lines. Enjoy! And be sure to comment and let me know which ones are your favourite and if I should do more.. X

I figured there's many books like this out there, but I hope you can enjoy this one just as much as the others! If you know a funny quote, just message me and I'll try to add it asap! Please note this isn't like Teenager post, its for more quotes than scenarios.

"Wanna date?" "I got a whole box."

" In my dream, I saw you buying me a diamond ring." " I saw your dad paying the bill."

Third book. Don't blame me when you're locked in an asylum..

Are you bored? Sad? Have nothing to do? Maybe this will entertain you have fun reading this, I hope you will enjoy it.

Hey guys! This is The Teenager Post book.

If your just really bored and have nothing to do then you can do these really random things !!!!! If you do them tell me how it works out!!! oh and if people start to look at you like you belong in a mental hospital then you didn't hear any of this from me!!;)

Ever wonder how much of the conversations with friends are real? When they're joking? Well, it's still funny!! To me. What do you think?