my name iz max an i bork at me dad til pizza roll on te floor

somebody call the POlice

where it all began... welcome to the guac squad bible.

Holy fuck why am I writing this. I hope you know what the game Kahoot is before you read this. - anyways, this fic contains Joshler, Ferard, Petrick, Brallon, Phan, and Kellic. Yep. I'm warning you now, this will be trash. Hopefully it's quality trash tho... - Pete Wentz is one son of a bitch at kahoot. Patrick is crying in the corner. Tyler is angtsy and Josh is trying to keep him stable. Brendon is a fucking train wreck. Dallon gets head under the desk from Brendon. Dan and Phil are fucking on the back counter. Gerard and frank are making out on their desk. Kellin has to go to the nurse and Vic ends up ditching with him. Lastly, Mrs. Merado, the English Language Arts teacher, is drinking her life away as she sits through an hour of delinquent teenagers playing kahoot on their chrome books. ENJOY.

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Things are messed up. My best friend left me. I haven't seen him in years and yet I'm still wondering Where he is, and will he ever come back.

I poked Luke Hemmings. And it was a disaster And that's about it.