diery of a dawg

my name iz max an i bork at me dad til pizza roll on te floor

quotes of the guac squad

somebody call the POlice

drunk history of the guac squad

where it all began... welcome to the guac squad bible.

Kahoot!

Holy fuck why am I writing this. I hope you know what the game Kahoot is before you read this. - anyways, this fic contains Joshler, Ferard, Petrick, Brallon, Phan, and Kellic. Yep. I'm warning you now, this will be trash. Hopefully it's quality trash tho... - Pete Wentz is one son of a bitch at kahoot. Patrick is...

The Banana Fic

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10 years

Things are messed up. My best friend left me. I haven't seen him in years and yet I'm still wondering Where he is, and will he ever come back.

The Time I Poked Luke Hemmings

I poked Luke Hemmings. And it was a disaster And that's about it.

Skinny • Book 1 In The Reality Series

Calum can't eat and Katy can't stop.

Apartment 121B | Clifford a.u [on hold]

Michael just got kicked out of the law firm he was working in and needs help in paying his apartment's rent. Sam has been searching high and low for a place to stay until she could put her life together. When Sam contacts Michael through the email address on his advertisement, he agrees to let Sam live there. But say...

therapy | luke hemmings a.u

"I've got this feeling as if I'm drowning and I can't seem to get myself out of it." Haunted by the death of his mother, Luke tried all he could to keep people out. He had succeeded in doing so for years until Ellie and him were thrust together thanks to him failing in school. Ellie knew she wouldn't give up trying t...

When Two Worlds Collide | Luke Hemmings

|| completed || ▪● In which an unexpected meeting is the beginning of something wonderful. ●▪ “And as he smiled down at me I felt myself falling. Falling for those hypnotic blue eyes, that dimple exposing smile and the way he played with his lip ring. I couldn't help myself. I just fell. And I realized that this is...

Stay in place (sing a chorus) aka the forest fic | joshler

THIS IS NOT MY STORY I'm just posting it on here because it can be bothersome to find on archive of our own. So here is the famous forest fic. enjoy

Perfection.

Tyler loves to look pretty, and is not ashamed. Josh has never questioned his sexuality, that is until the most beautiful person has ever seen just happens to be a boy.

Teletubbies: Escape From Darkness

When the Teletubbies realize their world hides a secret, what will they do? Will they run? Or stand and fight for their beliefs? Will the Teletubbies find their shadowed past too horrific to handle? What happens when the teletubbies find out who they were before?

A wonderful life

Milk

If you don't repost, milk will kill you.

invisible // lrh

where a blind girl falls in love with a broken boy

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Random Photoshop

*All works by me unless I say other* I really think I should become a plastic surgeon. Enjoy <3

The Funny Book Of Funny

Falling Too Far

A girl with her heart on her sleeve and boy with a reputation of breaking them. A/N: I started writing with this when I was 13. I love it a lot because I used it as a platform to talk about issues that mean a lot to me and I feel don't get enough attention (especially as I got older and learnt more), but please keep t...