Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

You must be the unluckiest girl in the world. First, your Father spontaneously dies of a heart attack just as you get back to your lovely school, Waverly, after winter break. Then your mother decides that it would be best if you both moved to England, which meant you had to switch to a TOTALLY different school for your third year of magical education. Great just great. While also in the process of leaving all your friends behind, getting used to being thrown completely in the middle of a new environment, and coping with your mother's attitude problems , you have to find a way to fit in, could that one simple wish come true because of a certain snarky, blonde teenager? What lies in store for you at this 'Hogwarts'? Friendship, love, hate, rivals,death? Who knows, you're just the new girl on the block.

"And so the clock begins to tick...." Immediately after the fall of Wall Maria, a young girl named May joins the 103rd training regiment to make up for the promise she broke. Along the way, she meets a certain shorty who re-writes her life entirely. Together, the two fight together and grow closer, eventually making large breakthroughs in the origins of the titans; including one that could mean victory for humanity all together. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know there's plenty of these roaming around on the scary side of the internet, but I decided why not and add to that collection. Thanks for reading and please enjoy!

Alexandria Rivialle who is also known as 'The Shadow' in the Underground world because of her speed and being as silent as a shadow has been approached by Commander Erwin Smith to join the Military. After a hard time making a decision, she eventually enlists into the Military as Celestia Akeldama. What makes it interesting is that she is the sister of Humanity's Strongest. Having grown up with Levi Rivialle himself , it's not a surprise if this girl have a few tricks up her sleeve. Follow her as she trains with 104th Trainees Squad and eventually join the Survey Corp to meet her brother after 6 years. Will Levi eventually find out that his sister that he had left with an old lady named Maria Cromwell have eventually joined the military?

Lunaria and her mate vanished seven years ago leaving their child and her best friend behind. Why did they go? Are they okay? Where are they? These questions are what drive (y/n) and Frizz on their search for answers. Will they find what they seek or will they find something else entirely? This is a Fairy Tail reader insert where the reader is a Dragon Slayer. It will be amongst the various wizards of Fiore. I do not own Fairy Tail, but I do however own my plot, original characters, and the story. Do NOT steal or copy... I will find you. If there is a certain guy that you would like to see then please comment and I will see what I can do. Enjoy~ ©Rising__Sun

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