Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"As explained many times Sir. I do surveys. As in, I go outside, walk around, and interact with people. My feet will hurt if I wear heels and If you haven't noticed tight skirts and tight blouses aren't really my thing. Now if you could kindly move so I could get back to work.....I would appreciate it" I snap and for a moment he looks stunned but in a flash I'm pinned to the wall his hand tight on my waist. "Listen to me well Ms.Williams. You don't speak to me like that. Ever. Next time there will be consequences. Am I clear?" He says looking at me. Our faces only inches apart and I can feel his breath fan against my face making me dizzy. "Ye-Yes" I stutter pathetically. "Yes Whom?" His grip tightens on my waist. "Yes Mr.W-wright" He smirks and removes his hand. I immediately miss his warmth "Good Girl" ________________________________________________________ Aspen Williams. Twenty three year old personal assistant and public surveyor. She's funny, beautiful not to mention sarcastic. Everything that her boss wants but she doesn't want him. At least that's what she tells herself. Dante Wright. Twenty five year old billionaire. He's a player. Cold hearted and Ruthless. Aspen thinks she doesn't need him in her life but that doesn't stop him. He wants her. And everything he wants he gets. But what happens when obstacles get in their way? #105 in romance 20/02/17 #99 in romance 21/02/17 #58 in romance 11/03/17 #50 in romance 13/04/17 #33 in romance 22/ 08/ 17

Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird fetish with sign language?" She's the aftermath of a high school party nightmare. Tragedy robbed her of her innocence and stole her voice before she had the chance to speak out. The court called her a liar, and the guilty was set free. Now memories plague her mind and trap her in solitude. She was forced to learn sign language, struggling to find a way to voice her silence. He's the definition of the boy she tried to stay away from. The epitome of harsh rumors and hopeless fantasies. The source of lies and blame. He's analyzed, misunderstood, and utterly mysterious. And he may be the one to find her voice. When they meet, she gets accustomed to his arrogance and he gets accustomed to her silence. An essay is what brings them together, but what happens when he starts asking too many questions? Will her past continue to drag her down, or will he save her? Fate has a funny way of bringing people together, but it doesn't always work how it's supposed to. *different summary inside* "Perfect amount of tragedy, humor, and romance!" -Sparkles530 "I feel like I learned a lot from your story, thank you." - 980Sarah "This book is beautifully written. Thank you for sharing it on Wattpad." -AKRathan "I just want to say that Silently Falling was one of the best books I've ever read. It's so beautiful and heartwarming and the way you described the progress of their relationship was beautiful." -Rafyrofy "Perfect ending." -TaylorxTaterxTot COVER: Ensurel

Soren McKinin; the disappointment of the family, the child his parents wished did not belong to them, the type fathers warned their daughters not to date. Anger issues, a heartless brute that got into fights and saw the world as dark grey, helpless and pointless lump of rock. He was incapable of happiness, of love. So Soren would fall, he'd fall unnoticed and unwanted. He would fall just like snow. [Book 1 of the Flammable Hearts series] - # winner of the "Best Bad Boy" Award "It awakens feelings in you that you never knew you could feel." PUBLISHED FULLY ON WATTPAD

"I'm a monster, I'm not capable of loving you." ~ Anastasia only wanted a mate to love her, but a change of plans when she meets the heartless Sabien who had turned off his Humanity switch.

All it takes is one night to change your life.

Odd... Some people write love letters on paper... Not skin.

Rosanne is tucked inside her own little world, a world of filled with the pain and terror of OCD - like a bubble inside of "real life". She meets someone who helps her to become more comfortable with who she is, and who encourages her to fight. All of a sudden, Rose seems to hurt the people she most cares, and her friendship is tragically ended with the boy who helped her - but is it by her hands or accident? All of a sudden, Rose's life is more out of control than it ever has been. She doesn't know what to do, and she doesn't even think that God cares. Can her life be changed to normalcy... something she has wanted for so long? This story isn't rated mature, but some content may trigger or disturb. Discretion is advised.

About a girl Who was spoiled And thought The world Revolved Around her Even though She was A speck In the never-ending Grains of sand #thepeopleofscociety All rights reserved © 2016 bllurry