A VERY PUNNY, FUNNY, PUNNY STORY OF PUNS.

I wrote this in middle school so if you're wondering why it is the way it is, that's why. When Winona Moss starts her ninth grade year at Forestville High School, she understands that this year, like every year, there will be new teachers. However, when Winona- a raging Beatlemaniac- becomes a student of none other than Paul McCartney, how will her year turn out?

Spray Painted Bananas is a romantic comedy about Amber, a broke temp working in a catering firm in London, who after one too many evenings scrounging free wine from wacky art gallery openings with her best friend Farrell, decides there’s no reason she can’t become a conceptual artist herself. A chance meeting with the wealthy, young art curator, Elliott Frinton-Smith, sets things off in a desirable direction. Now all Amber needs is a brilliant idea to grab the attention of the nation. Spray Painted Bananas explores love and ambition with the touch of the absurd and plenty of bananas. It is OUT NOW published under the title THE TEMP by Harper Collins.