[highest ranking #1 TEEN FICTION] "What? Simon?! Are you kidding me?" He yelled. Harry Styles, the curly head of One Direction, had the life of a superstar. He was a part of the biggest boyband in the world and soon he changed to a person with the biggest ego on earth. The band's success was overwhelming and so was the handsome Harry. But what if his manager, Simon Cowell, gets fed up with his sudden behavior and he wants Harry as the normal, cheeky lad back, he once was. "I hope you are a good actor Marcel." Simon smirked, handing him his glasses. © - Copyright 2013 - NikolinaDrum ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Directioners are the bestest and most deadliest fandom. Mess with us and we will most likely cut you. :) Ok? Ok! (Book started on November 12, 2013 at 9:16 am)

HIII!! Well this is the second book of 1D Funnies!!!!! Different book, different cover, SAME STUPIDITY AND FUNNINESS! (idk if that's a word but who the heck cares!) I UPDATE ALMOST EVERY DAY

The fifth book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit goes to who wrote these•

Continuation of my other story called 'ONE DIRECTION PREFERENCES' so go check it out. It would mean a heap :) xxx

Emily is the usual college student, trying to eventually work her way up into getting accepted to Medical School. She meets Harry Styles, charming, funny, and the biggest sweetheart. They begin to develop a strong friendship.. Harry wants more. One problem, Emily's not going to leave her boyfriend, Brandon, for someone she just met. Will Harry get the girl? or will he be.... Friend Zoned. © DO NOT COPY THIS STORY! *Copyright Violators Will Suffer The Consequences*

They call her crazy, she calls herself creative. They call her a nut, she says she's just to awesome for them to handle. They call her an annoyance, she says she was bored. They call her weird, she says thank you, it's better to be that than normal. The cops know her name, she claims their stalker's. The town laugh's with her, she just tries to hide her feelings under a mask. They don't know her feeling's, after all, she doesn't tell anyone. Bullied, neglected, left behind, word's that swarm her mind all the time. Her best friend left her, the only one she had cared about, and now he's in some awesome boy band seeing the world. Good for him, now, let's cause chaos! As she runs a muck in the stupid town, he's hugging girl's and partying like there's no tomorrow. Call her Annie, you get injured, call her Alex or Ali. She likes those names. She loves rock music and doesn't give a damn about anyone, since he's left. But now, he's back. And he's back for her to tour the world with him be her side. "Dear PopTart Lord, help me" she beg's to her box of PopTart's as he follows her, begging forgiveness. She hates him, yet he's set on changing that. Louis Tomlinson, her ex best friend. And he's set on taking her away to see the world.

Hi, I'm Allison. Allison Horan is be more specific. Yes, I'm Niall's little sister but no one knows. Everyone in my family forgot about me after Niall got famous. They don't even notice that I go out every night to get drunk and do drugs. We used to be the perfect family, everyone loved each other but now my parents don't even want me home during Christmas. They're embarrassed of me. Niall used to be my best friend, we used to be inseparable but he was the one that didn't want me around anymore. What happens when Niall comes home and finds Allison home also? Will Niall be mad? What is Allison gonna do? Follow Allison though a roller coaster that is her life, through school and fame, love and loss and just plain randomness. I got inspiration from secret twin by 1Dnarianlou :)

jokes, imagine, and tumblr posts about the one direction boys and their fandom •credit to whoever wrote these•

Harry's intoxicated 99.9% of the time. Sav's intoxicated loading...% of the time.