"i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone." - d.h. or, various happy endings for your two favourite idiots. {may 2015 - july 2017} all of these works are my own (however much it pains me to say it with most of my earlier stuff). please do not repost. thank you ✨

Just a collection of Phan one-shots, I will write whenever I have an idea. Don't expect updates all the time. #6 in phanfic (07/15/18) cover made by @sunshine_read

~A One-Shot collab with the amazingly talented CardboredProductions, first place winner in my One-Shot/Story Competition for their awesome story "Love, Mark"~ No one knows why the words are there. Everyone just has sentences etched onto their forearm. They've been there since anyone can remember. These words, when spoken to you, reveal your true soulmate. The first words your kindred spirit will ever speak to you. But perhaps not everyone's words are what they thought they would be.

Séan McLoughlin, commonly known as Jack, is the son of the prestigious Alec McLoughlin, president of the Landshark corporation. They specialize in DNA science and creating clones, as well as genetically altering existing animals. Their work has gained them many supporters...and many enemies. Jack is constantly in danger. As heir to the company, he has to stay alive now, as Alec's health is failing him. Constantly plagued by assassins, protesters, and occasionally just drunk men with guns, Jack spends most of his days inside hiding from the world. Then Alec hired a bodyguard. Mark Fischbach. Experienced in almost every field imaginable, he is the perfect bodyguard for timid little Jack. Except nobody expected Jack to open up to him. Nobody thought he'd want Mark to hang around. Nobody thought he'd want him to stay as more than just a shield. "Protect him with your life." That sentence meant something different five months after it was said.

Septiplier (Markiplier and Jacksepticeye) one shots. Please no hate, I'm just trash. * I just do this for pure fun. Don't take me seriously*

Hello, welcome to Septiplier one-shots! I'm creativedork3000 and personally I don't ship septiplier but I write about it cause it makes people happy! Please join me in this beautiful blossoming relationship, marriage and adoption. Contains: *Childhood memories *Tons of A/N *Major feels *Slow updates

I usually put any ideas I have that are too short to be stories in here. I don't regularly update it, if you want a consistent story I would suggest my other books. Thank you for reading!

Why did you choose a stranger? Instead of your Best fiend.

This is only a one shot story but still I hope you like it.

This book consists of one-shot works that I've done as just a sproutling of an idea I've gotten from everyday situations and will contain a few alternate universe smut, fluff and drabble! I probably will not update this too often, but when I do, it'll most likely be a long thing that I've done while thinking up ideas for other, more chapter/part-based books I'm doing / am to have done. CURRENTLY: 4 One-shots